xnfm cannot survive the coming apocalypse without out own bridge of total freedom

@salt gotta start R2-45'ing ppl

@krankheit >Hubbard is said to have marched out onto center stage at one of the Scientology congresses in Washington, D.C., in the late fifties, pulled out a .45 loaded with blanks, fired it into the audience, and announced to the stunned assemblage, 'I just thought you'd like to see what R2-45 looks like!' wait why is he just a silly little guy

@salt comedy used to be legal

@salt the L stands for laugh

@krankheit a powerful thetan named laugh ronald hubbard

@salt i'm not sure it's correct to characterize him as a thetan but id ive never read his shit xnfm should become a freezone instance & have like, a running bookclub of lrh's stuff so we can get to the bottom of this

@krankheit u have to free urself of body thetans to liberate your self thetan (dunno if there's a special word for that) which is like your soul. so yeah he's a thetan, we're all thetans

@salt yeah ik that i meant is it correct to name that thetan l ron hubbard tho or would it even have a name. in the south park episode where he got reincarnated he still had the kid's name

@krankheit girl i have no idea. i think ur right we need a dianetics reading group

@krankheit wait ur not even supposed to know about thetans until like OT3 i think actuallly. we're gonna need to make a begpost to get a few hundred thousand dollars for auditing sessions

@salt nah thats what i was saying about freezoners theyre ppl who believe lrh was right about dianetics but reject the current church as exploitative. idk where they get the materials tho. if you join the Sea Org they give you auditing & shit for free but they'll bill you if you leave. but yeah i heard if you hear about OT3 before you're clear you're like, uberfucked or something

@salt btw have you seen this video https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=4O2_rZIgrQI

@krankheit oh interesting. i think nyx could def make something out of a rival scientology church claiming to have the true understanding of dianetics or smfn

@salt @krankheit

@salt yeah i mean they get pissed off at you if you do that and real talk i dont think scientology is like """correct""" unless you REALLY squint but it's also one of the of our time & cannot be ignored

@krankheit i think they would R2-45 her pretty much immediately yeah.

@salt they tend to use the courts & copyright stuff more often but im not sure what they do nowadays idk that theyd even notice. they kinda just basically excommunicate most freezoners & if you're in scientology you can't talk to them cos they're squirrelling (interpreting dianetics absent the church) and therefore SPs. they claim to not do this any more but they also used to gather dirt on SPs or really anyone who stands in their way. there's this city in florida i think clearwater i may be misremembering that they like, own, and they tried to pin some pregnant woman on the mayor for some reason i dont remember. it really just kinda depends on how theyre feeling i think

@krankheit okay i read a bit of the wikipedia page for dianetics and i'm kinda disappointed. it looks about as stupid as most therapy basically.

@krankheit the scientists talking about dianetics as dangerous psedoscience playing on "their susceptibility to word-magic and semantic hash" as if therapy isn't that exact thing is kinda funny tho

@salt yeah it's funny how they will lambast this but are like yeah trauma is a real thing that you have because of [event] so thou shalt woo woo woo

@salt @krankheit dianetical behavioral therapy Waow

@krankheit @salt I thought Trump was supposed to make comedy legal wtf

@nyx @salt i gotta get a .45 and some blanks and test this theory