real tempted to tmi-post (gross kind) (not sexy kind)

@georgia do it

@georgia one man’s gross tmi is another man’s sexy tmi

@patchuun squeezing out all the poop hurts. wiping it hurts. but i REFUSE to be a stinky poopy butt, so i must suffer

@georgia you need a bidet sister

@patchuun @georgia Also more fiber if it's hurting. Fiber makes everything go smoothly

@georgia who is tmi

@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz Tim

@anemone @georgia but but she said tmi

@maidservantofnanaya @patchuun i need to try this but the reason it hurts is i have some sort of wound in my ass (hemorrhoid or fissure or what have you)

@georgia @maidservantofnanaya oh mood and my flareups are bad enough that I'm lowkey worried I have cancer

@patchuun @maidservantofnanaya get that checked out girl

@patchuun @georgia My flareups were from eating too much Laoganma. My body cannot digest the chili peppers and it HURT

@georgia @patchuun I've pushed shit that is equivalent to the iceberg that sunk the titanic. the toilet usually paying the other part of the price.

@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz typo

@georgia @patchuun you can also just wet some toilet paper too. I find that helps when it’s really dry.

@KaiserKitty @patchuun good idea

@anemone @georgia who is tim

@paula8@netzsphaere.xyz @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz he does it