if I installed a big red button next to my bed, what should it do?

@N33R order a diet coke

@N33R detonate nuclear bob underneat house

@N33R text every girl you know asking them to come over

@pixel but what if they all say yes, I'll die

@N33R post a pleading emoji on fedi

@maxi yours and Pixel's idea kinda do the same thing

@N33R @pixel jackpot

@N33R every reply i can think of will get me cancelled

@N33R well one includes me and the other doesn't and i like seeing a whole hearted pleading emoji from time to time

@N33R either this https://youtu.be/3xi-0Jak2Uc or something random

@_sivizius @N33R 🥺

@N33R @pixel don't tell me it wouldn't be worth it 🥰

@punissuer @pixel true,,,

@fuchsiii @N33R I don’t know if I can live with that…being a millionaire…

@_sivizius @N33R

@fuchsiii @N33R I assumed you already had that million after you pressed this button ages ago

@N33R Sends rf signal to open all garage doors and pulse every vibrating toys in range.

@N33R Springs the bed up to a 90º angle and launches anyone in it out of it, like a cartoon.

@N33R Serve coffee for 4.

@N33R@fops.cloud history eraser button