I’m smoking on shit that hasn’t even been discovered yet

@sierra im smoking dragon turds . they havent given this alloy a name yet . shits so tough it cracked my teeth and then all of them fell out into little pieces . shorty tried to pick it up, threw her back out and noxious fumes began eminating from it after she dropped it . fumes that don’t even have a name , fumes that have never been smelled before, fumes that reverse the polarity of your brain . shit is telling you you’ll never be the same again . shits so new its got a different name based on whether youre american or russian.

@sierra smoking on the undiscovered fourth cannabis species

I’m a menace, bitches wish they never even met me, I got opps past present and future. killer robots tryna stop me, blew a single cloud in his face and the smoke gave him all kinds of cancer, TERMINAL. shit got me so high they had to bring me down with a SKY NET. this shit ain’t nothing to me man

@nyx that four dimensional kush musta made me completely sexless the way I’m experiencing the heat death