The universe accidentally gives you dev tools access.

Which slider are you stabbing your grubby little fingers at first, just to see?

Gravity? Speed of light? Boltzmann’s constant? SNF? Entropy? Hell, maybe even the dimensionality of spacetime?

@NanoRaptor time travel forever

@NanoRaptor start transaction; because i have seen this scenario too many times

@NanoRaptor set fascism to 0, increase hope in humanity and mayyybe cause somekind of looming deep purple sky for a couple weeks so the humans know not to repeat their mistakes again

@NanoRaptor I'm turning down the hate and greed settings to zero, and turning up the compassion and kindness ones

@NanoRaptor Boob size?

@NanoRaptor Enable character creator and respeccing

@NanoRaptor I would empower the orcas to sink yachts, and give myself the power over very localised lightning storms that form very quickly over private jets.

@NanoRaptor
I'd fulfill every alchemist's dream and permanently remove 3 protons from every lead atom.
I assume nuclear engineers won't be too happy, but you can't please everyone.

@NanoRaptor Disable relativity. Always seemed like a bug to me.

How fast you're going affects what time it is? Who was the product manager on that? wtf does that even mean? Switch it off.

@NanoRaptor NO NO NO

Not touching anything

Not even breathing on those

3 feet back at all times

sucks to suck, I'm using them to make my peter larger 🤑🤑🤑

RE: https://tacobelllabs.net/@astraluma/116548513760634569