qhen I die I'm gonna get cremated and turn the ash into an LP with like a mixtape and I'll have those obnoxious radio station transitions with a hundred sound effects in between each track

(explosion) YOU'RE LISTENING TO (rifle reload) NINETY-SIX POINT OH-FIVE (eagle screech) (rifle fire) GREATEST HITS (loud as fuck slap) AND PURE ROCK AND ROLL (sick guitar riffs) FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE (scary ghost eerie noises) (ytp sexer BITCH! 💥💥💥) [Wonderwall starts playing]

I do actually like wonderwall, mind you