I wanted some rude 5-letter words for a thing, so I searched online for 'rude 5-letter words' and all I get is 5-letter words with the string 'rude' in them (crude, prude, etc.) Noo! I want prick and twats and that.

Specifically, I want 5-letter rude words that become un-rude when you remove the second letter. For example, prick becomes pick. There's got to be others.

Oh! Shite becomes site.

@ephemeromorph i've been sitting here for who knows how many minutes and all i've got is

feces
-> fees

@ephemeromorph twits becomes tits but I'm not sure if that counts as not rude

@alienskyler @ephemeromorph X users versus literal birds, i know what i'd rather be called!

@alienskyler @ephemeromorph i ask no forgiveness

@ephemeromorph
Craps to caps? Not particularly sweary, but certainly still uncouth?