just sucked a stain off my table I'm actually worthless

the shitty scythe I made in woodwork class in like 5th grade fell over and knocked my drink all over the floor earlier but I missed the little bit that spilled on my table and I didn't feel like getting up to get paper towel again

I really should do something about that thing I wanna light it on fire

there's a number of things I made in woodwork that I want to destroy actually. if nothing else we could chop it up and use it as fuel for the sauna. I guess that would work.