your main goal in life as a poster is to refuse feeding the doomscroll machine. doomscrolling only happens if people post doom in the first place

lol omg social media is horrible for our mental health why are we even here anyhow I’ll be back in approximately 1 hour with another post screenshot dunking on random right wingers in the replies of someone completely unrelated to anyone in my circles follow my account dedicated to how good of a leftist I am and subscribe to my patreon for early access to new episodes of my podcast where we read out tabloid headlines that make us angry to you with my cohost fellow internet microcelebrity who got their start posting about chemical composition of dirt in various mountains but turned impromptu political commentator at the 5k follower count as mandated by the terms of service of the internet

@kopper but it runs on all sorts of devices! that seems too impressive to stay silent about

@rexo oh no that one doesn’t scroll it strafes that’s different

@kopper Too bad doom2.wad myhouse.wad

@kopper this is so real though I made a viral video and really quickly hit 5k followers on instagram because of it, but then not long after George Floyd got killed and when I said #BLM I lost more than a thousand followers and I got to be a normie again. it was kinda scary actually. anyways

@kopper yeah