I'm opening the next robotgirl I see
I need batteries for my controller

@N33R it can volunteer :)

@thermia *grabs it by its legs and shakes it upside down to make the batteries fall out*

@N33R fifty odd C cell batteries fall onto the ground

@thermia @N33R oooh free batteries

@thermia AAAH I need double A's

@N33R @thermia *playfully presents her gay controller with two rechargeable AAs in it* ohhh? You need what?

Some double As?

@MiaWinter @thermia

@N33R @thermia ohh, puppy wants to get it's paws on *my* double-As?

maybe if puppy can be good to **my** double-As I might consider

@MiaWinter Mia this doesn't work, I want to touch your double A's anyway, you're just giving me free batteries and are being smug about it

@N33R I... I was not just talking about the batteries

@MiaWinter yes I know
your badunkadonkas
your tatahonkas
your badabungadongas
your bungdadungalonkadonkas

@N33R silly puppy

I'm taking my batteries to someone who'll beg for them, like a good pet

@MiaWinter maybe I should just take your batterries as I please

@N33R wha-.. You would never do that?? W-would you..?

@MiaWinter yes if you dangle batteries infront of a dog for too long its gonna snap at you~!

@N33R *hides batteries behind her back*

@MiaWinter @N33R just imagining y’all are having this convo while thermia is lying powered down on the floor in a pile of batteries

@thermia @N33R hmm hmm

free thermia to take home

@MiaWinter @thermia @N33R they don't want you to know this but the thermia at the fedi is free. you can just take it home

@pearl @thermia @N33R maybe, but there comes a certain sense of accomplishment with conquering

or kidnapping in this case

@MiaWinter @pearl @thermia emp-ing robot girls and taking them home for disassembly

@N33R @thermia time to sacrifice the next robotgirl /hj