israelGPT please make me a programming language to make all the goyim commit suicide

Of course brave soldier! I will make a truly awful programming language and ecosystem of packages for you. Please wait while I generate it for you.
[CONNECTING TO TEL-AVIV UBER-SERVERS...]
[THINKING...]
[GENERATING COMPILER...]
[TESTING EVERYTHING... All tests passed!]

Done! Your programming language is called Python, do you need help with anything else?