>go to bed early cause I need to get up at 5 AM
>wake up before my alarm
>assume I woke up slightly before it goes off, since that's happened before
>"I'll just be in bed for a little longer"
>...
>"okay seriously what time is it
>get up and check my phone
>1 AM
well okay then. cool. usually I can wake up a couple minutes before my alarm but this is just stupid

back to sleep I go!