@apophis @evamik The power five! Coming to shock you! The power five! Coming to rock you! Goatse! Tub Girl! Meatspin! Lemon Party! HAI2U!
The power five patrol the early turn of the millennium internet, looking for n00bs to initiate into the underground culture of 4chan, digg, fark and other such places, turning them from mere internet users attempting to find boring facts and stupid deals into internet abusers seeking truth, justice, and the lulz!
The power five! Five alive! The Power Five! Coming to Shock You! The Power Five! coming to Rock you!
SPECIAL GUESTS FOR TODAY'S EPISODE: CAPT'N GOATSE AND GREASED YODA!