ingredients:
- block of noodles
- one of those broth cubes (you could use the spice packet from instant noodles if that's what you have)
- one clove of garlic
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce
- sweet chili sauce

steps
1. crush garlic into the pan and fry in oil for a bit
2. add a splash of the sauces bc fuck it why not
3. pour in boiling water and add the noodles and broth cube
4. let boil for a while. until the noodles are done I guess but longer is better
5. move ONLY THE NOODLES to bowl and set heat to medium/low
6. crack eggs into broth and like stir them around so it's not just one big blob. break the yolk too (you may need to top up with some water, I do it all the time) also if it's too hot and bubbling it can make weird egg foam which honestly not a bad thing but it's more annoying
7. when egg has solidified pour it all in the bowl, and voil-o, YUM is had!