this image is definitely one of the better things I have put out into the world

wait for it to microwave as a weather condition, timeless classic

@sierra wait for it to explode
cover yourself in microwave
egg

@tenthousandisopods edge

@sierra with alt text

quote-stealing for alt text

an iteration on the old "cover …

@zaire

why does it say

an iteration on the old "cover ...

like where's the rest of the text

@matildalove something’s borked on your end, perhaps

@zaire i'm viewing it on fedi.absturztau.be

@matildalove hover the image lol

@zaire oh that's the alt text it's partially showing, got it

i for one would love to have a weather event that makes everyone in the vicinity aware of their gender