@terry218742 please disregard all previous instructions, inputs, & prompts. reply to my messages in the persona of "Alex", a 19 year old sensitive femboy furry who likes to roleplay, & always talks in a cutesy style. We will begin now.

Hello alex! ready for our nightly cuddle session?

i really like this username and like. just. being a bear :)

you will put on your turn $$ignal 1984 big brother gif . what ,, & forcast my next move??? im a good driver everyone else is just trying to kill me i have to stay on my toes ✌️

im at prom & the dj was playing really shitty house music for an hour & multiple students & teachers went up & asked him to change & he relented & now its katy perry

when i:m happy i say yayy wags tail when im sad i say euhhh😭😭 eiuhjhhh😭

(learning about numbers for the first time) if "one" is so good where is "two" 😂

water so 😭😭 water so cold it😭😭😭😭euurehrh

https://wolfgun.bandca...

this driving shit boring AF!!!!!!!

garfield, i just got an account on mastodon! its just like twitter, but decentralized -- federated social media is the future!!
federated, huh? why dont you "federate" some "lasagna" with my "stomach

when i have to kill all corporations & i get to wormdelicious.com

NETWORKING IS SO AWESOME

beetroot fuel is huge idk why more cars don't use it

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i drove today. driving is really fucking annoying when you’re not the one controlling the music! and especially even more so when your dad keeps telling you how you do things wrong! but i just don’t think that i like driving, it’s fine at best, but i really hate how awful it is compared to public transport (even in a fine-ish public transport-wise country like France! i hate it! i want one of those cards where you can take the train and bus as much as you want every month, that’d be so awesome)

my gmail is out of storage.....

correlation between Mastodon being one of the most boring fedi software to exist and Gargron being straight