@CEO thank you CEO for praising us with such gifts as lower salaries every day 🙏

hosting providers should not kick out people apart when faced with illegality, this is not it. fuck hetzner, this is reinforcing my want to selfhost at home.

the role of an hosting provider should not be to look at what you're hosting. if they are then they might as well not be an hosting provider but a media publisher.

he JUST threw a serving of the #world 's #crispiest #fries to my coworker's face and yelled at him to go back to work despite their face being covered in nacho sauce, i think i'm gonna try to #unionize tomorrow. #FuckThisBoss #NotMyCompany !

hey guys today i saw my company's CEO and he asked why there was a plant in my office and killed me for it #NotCool, #Boss 😡

praise be the all-knowing monolith.

<3 goodnight record profits <3 goodnight minimum wage <3 goodnight shareholders <3 goodnight landlords <3

welcome to. welc *clinging noises behind* oh yeah don't mind th *yelling intensifies, a worker falls from the 5th floor* welcome to kill corporations enterprises :3 :3