reading dan brown on the bus & turning the pages really slowly to show im not that captivated & i really dont think too highly of his work

one day all the rivers will overflow & great storms will blanket the land , & it will be a time of fierce rain & lightning

3 little gooners jelqing on the bed / one fell off & bumped his head /

checkmated

why didnt they simply give the one ring of power to larsfrommars

what the gyatt bro . holy sigma dude . holy fricking sigma .

me (american): wtf is serbia isnt that the vegan ice cream thing 🤣
national wireless emergency alert system: THIS IS A TESt of the national wireless emergency alert system

what is your BREAKCORE name??? (1d6 + 1d6)
1. trash
2. tired
3. gross
4. crypt
5. gvtter
6. pointless

1. gvrl
2. fvck
3. slvt
4. shit
5. vagina
6. bvtch

congrats!!! now all you have to do is steal the amen break & post anime girls !!!!!!!!

skibidi rochko

@yassie_j i had a dream during an uneasy nap that you had come over & got me to do slime drugs with you . it was like colorful slimy syrup & it was gross & went everywhere . there was no actual drug related effects in the dream neither of us got high we just were getting slimy & we had to put a towel over the carpet i remember. & we were both doing slime drugs when my entire extended family came home & saw us getting gooped up. & you were explaining yourself & said "look , i'll admit it , there is a 2.2% fatality rate ," & i had thought wtf no one told ME that & then i woke up

sex havers in my mentions 😰😰

fixed it

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/13760303-f97d-4c65-9b5f-33433e9a5258

die human!

guy drinking coffee sitting behind me has bad hickeys & is watching a league of legends video how did he do it

usa the best country on earth no one does freedom like we do !!!!!!!! eagle screech

halfway through einstein on the beach this is honestly a bit mediocre

different fantasy species as a metaphor for racism is honestly overdone & im tired of it

ADORABLE primitive human civilization finally reaches their moon!! 🎉 😊

aliens that observe us & think we r like cute little animals & make "human falls over" compilations & human rights advocates say stop spreading these videos they only cry when they are in extreme distress