my dark patterns trick me into logging on to the computer

@rat am i weird is that normal 😭

@rat you dont just sign up eith republican jesus as your daily driver

@rat is that literally their main

@rat who is jesus

@quasar @nyx buy my Nyx Land Tshirt now "dont talk to me until ive had my morning estrogen (labrys needle) redbubble™

@nyx maybe i can start a fandom wiki & bring it back to unlife 😍

@nyx anyone else in the nyx land fandom (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) lilith is my comfort character reblog if u agree

@wep it was a long & difficult journey

im normal

they call me mr sigma

they call me sir rizzalot

this futuristic device can read the mind of your pet . this device this new device wakes you every morning with peaceful & relaxing birdsong . this new invention stores your bad moods. simply upload your MindState to this white box & it this strange device can help you plan your next vacation. this instrument can hypnotize you into a state of relaxation . this new device . GreenStar Space & Tech

im normal im sooo normal they made me in the normal factory it was shut down due to unsafe working conditions & employee neglect

nyaaaa bats at you rolls over shits on the floor

smiling friends bonus episode where charlie & pim cheer up sewerslvt

i feel like a lot of amateur comics have more soul than whatever u see on webtoon nowadays
you get stuff like questionable content which runs for 2k pages & NOTHING HAPPENS
still thinking about skynet & lemonade which was short but still vivid in my mind

FACT: 90% of internet arguments stop RIGHT BEFORE you change their mind

found a copy of three body problem marred by a hideous netflix sticker

@kim make pickles