@fiore im sooooo normal :3 digs a shallow burrow in the dirt & curls up to sleep

@fiore just making sure !!! keeping the newbs updated!!!!! lolziez!

@affine ah this is a common mistake ! but actually fedi users have a taboo against shock images & ass pics & you may offend potential oomfies !!

hi guys im noram l im soo nromal hahaha

five things to NEVER do on fediverse!

on fedi they have a unique culture of respect & tolerance that newcomers might not be expecting ! here are anna animas five things to never do on fedi!

thing one: spam strangers with gore ! while this might be surprising to some of you , spamming strangers with gore is looked down upon in fedi! this goes against a strong cultural norm , where admins roll over to avoid defederation

@violet_origin posting hour

sometimes i fantasize about pleroma-tan coming home drunk & beating me until a feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe . then she starts to cry & apologiz

going to learn gwen

i play league in a very malebrained way i need to learn all the egirl champions & spam emotes

on that shit that made mercurial black

summoningsalt the complete history of the TBS defed challenge 100% speedrun 4 hour vid (current WR 4 minutes 18 seconds)

meowwww

anyone want to play league of legends !!! :3c

one day very soon i will return to my home planet this is foreshadowing

auuughhh auughhhhh bad gort disease auughhh

i think that the correct timeline was the one from that greg bear book where the Persian Empire never fell .& he stumbled upon the truth completely by accident & in that universe there isnt any twitter or reddit & instead of mastodon its called Macedon(ia) & instead of an elephant its a horse or something wouldnt that be epic . (stumbles back & forth across the stage) & whats the deal with airline food??????

@xXpaulaXx me & who

@tomo willy wanka????

@Eleonora are you having buldak instant ramen? x2 was kinda difficult for me to finish but x1 was easy ...

this is the kind of sigma masculine energy the woke left suppresses

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