My dearest beautiful employees,
As we all know, our image and branding are very important to the company. In order to stick out amongst the crowd and create a more unique image for ourselves, we've decided to rebrand! It may take some time for all our products to start using the new designs, so we ask that you have patience.
I'm positive our new image will lead to record profits this year as well. So, let's make some money!
- Sent from my GrongPhone