I had heard about this phenomenon where women that go on glp-1 drugs lose a ton of weight but refuse to actually put in any work in exercising, so they end up with wrinkly sagging loose skin that is being called “ozempic butt” due to untrained glute muscles. now they’re just redepositing “ethically sourced” fat back into their ass

@vitalis I'm sure the researchers who spent decades developing the drug are so happy to see what's become of it

@vitalis friendly reminder to not put Y on the donor section of your ID.

@vitalis Let me guess: they won't do any deadlifts, because they're afraid that if they pick up a barbell they'll suddenly look like a bodybuilder.

@vitalis i'm just wondering how the fat comes back to life

anyway confirmed with the transplant registry that i am registered as a donor, i'm doing my part

@KatS @vitalis imagine being afraid of being hot

@vitalis not sure why fat cell cloning and injecting that is not yet a thing

@kaia @vitalis Why that, when trenbolone can fix all the sagginess with little exercise

@vitalis me and the boys sourcing ethical fat

@vitalis Past a certain amount of fat at the start, the skin is also likely to be stretched/grown enough that even with exercise surgery would be necessary to adjust.

@vitalis disgusting terrible horrible appalling replusive

imagining a woman singing this who is absolutely *jacked* and now i'm sad about institutional power and shit :( https://www.youtube.co...

RE: https://kill-corporations.enterprises/objects/b71bdfba-9c3f-48d2-996e-ed1a76d18542

@kaia @vitalis my kingdom for something that can just turn a person's flesh into putty and reform it at will

@vitalis this sounds like straight from a dystopic novel lmao

@vitalis fun fact: that's gonna make it harder to stay thin off of ozempic and might give them a weird fat distribution later on

@kaia @vitalis why don't they just source it from living fat women

@vitalis
They can ethically get my fat, I’ll sell it